Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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