Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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