He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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