Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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