ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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