He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
