oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
