I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my sisters under your porch take her home
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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