I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i think my cat just said my name.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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