But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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