Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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