she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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