That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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