I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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