I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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