Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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