I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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