i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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