TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
