Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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