we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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