just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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