Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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