4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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