Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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