so that wasnt chicken after all
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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