Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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