So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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