so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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