Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think I sprained my soul last night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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