Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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