More tranny stories later!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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