I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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