somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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