White coat. Heels.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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