whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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