38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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