what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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