Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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