i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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