At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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