Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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