My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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