I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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