I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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