did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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