where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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