I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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