If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
