a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Houston, we have a squirter
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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