i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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