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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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