Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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