Kiss
Puke
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did we literally take a cab across the street
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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