can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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