if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Two words: blizzard sex
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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